The act of sprinting at someone from a distance, with pants at ankles, and forcefully driving one's penis into the exposed anus with a leap and a thrust.
"When i saw a blur go by, i turned around in horror and realized far too late that jimmy was preparing to give me a texan piledriver"
by Dnutzzz November 05, 2009
Get the Texan Piledriver mug.The act of inserting a full 12oz steak dinner into the womans vagina. The female then lies on the dining table with her legs open, as the male proceeds to eat said dinner with a fork and knife. Once finished, the male then spreads the female's buttocks to reveal a well hidden trifle, stashed in the anus. The male then eats the trifle with a spoon. Afterwards, normal coitus is resumed.
I can't believe i let my husband give me The Texan Steakhouse last week, I'm still finding crumbs down there!
by The Angry Scotsman July 24, 2011
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Get the Texan Twister mug.Strange brown substance excreted from the penis. Usually a result of sexually transmitted infections like Ted Cruz.
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Get the texan dickfudge mug.The action taken to solve a situation, usually by means of something barbaric like wrestling. People of lesser strength tend to lose this type of solution.
Guy1: hey, that was my foods D:
Guy2: yeah? lets settle it with some good ol' Texan Democracy *wrestles Guy1 and wins and takes the spoils*
Guy1: sniff
Guy2: yeah? lets settle it with some good ol' Texan Democracy *wrestles Guy1 and wins and takes the spoils*
Guy1: sniff
by girrocks June 09, 2011
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Get the Big Texan mug.The act of refilling a drink at an establishment or event, the immediately exiting said establishment or event.
Person 1: “I’m about to pull a Texan Refill at the Burger King.”
Person 2: “Great! I should pull one too!”
Person 2: “Great! I should pull one too!”
by private_johnie February 11, 2022
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