Tetlow is the coolest possible person to be, in the world.
Girls want to shag him and guys want to be him.
There is nothing better on this planet than Tetlow.
He exudes raw sexual power and masculinity and boasts an impressive manhood of an overwhelming nine and half inches.
All men strive in life to be like him, but none can even come close.
His wit, charm, intelligence, dashing good looks and mouth watering body are what makes him the icon of perfection, who we all love and admire.
Girls want to shag him and guys want to be him.
There is nothing better on this planet than Tetlow.
He exudes raw sexual power and masculinity and boasts an impressive manhood of an overwhelming nine and half inches.
All men strive in life to be like him, but none can even come close.
His wit, charm, intelligence, dashing good looks and mouth watering body are what makes him the icon of perfection, who we all love and admire.
"Wow, that guy is so hot, almost as hot as Tetlow"
"Come on dude, bulk up, we'll make a Tetlow of you yet"
"I want to be Tetlow"
"I want to shag Tetlow"
"I LOVE TETLOW."
"Come on dude, bulk up, we'll make a Tetlow of you yet"
"I want to be Tetlow"
"I want to shag Tetlow"
"I LOVE TETLOW."
by this cool girl May 27, 2008
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1. He hates finishing projects because he has teleophobia.
2. Most religious ceremonies scare people who have teleophobia because they feel forced to participate or sit through it until the end.
2. Most religious ceremonies scare people who have teleophobia because they feel forced to participate or sit through it until the end.
by just gotta know July 23, 2016
Get the teleophobia mug.A shy beautiful lady who makes up for it in confidence. Takes shit from no one, whoever it is. She has a soft side, and a caring for others, even though she may not always show it. Cynical as all hell, but knows when to be sensitive towards others.Also called strange because she doesn't act a certain way. Always knows what she's doing, even when she doesn't. She can always seem like the wise one in any situation. Everything someone would want, plus a whole lot more you won't expect.
Tyteona;Tatiana;Toteuna
by UrbanDiction014846 December 19, 2017
Get the Tyteona mug.A person who is both a teetotaler (someone who doesn't drink) and who has a totalitarian way of viewing the world (dictatorial, requiring complete subservience). Rather like a vegan who preaches to others they should do the same
Mate1: How did that chat with the new date go?
Mate 2: She seemed great until she dropped the teetotalitarian bombshell. Not content with being a teetotaler, she went on to suggest I should give up my modest drinking as it did her ex no favours!
Mate 1: Wow, that's a bit control freaky isn't it? Is she expecting all her new bfs to comply with her little teetotalitarian dictatorship?
Mate 2: It sure kinda feels that way sometimes with teetotalers!
Mate 2: She seemed great until she dropped the teetotalitarian bombshell. Not content with being a teetotaler, she went on to suggest I should give up my modest drinking as it did her ex no favours!
Mate 1: Wow, that's a bit control freaky isn't it? Is she expecting all her new bfs to comply with her little teetotalitarian dictatorship?
Mate 2: It sure kinda feels that way sometimes with teetotalers!
by ViceManAndy January 20, 2020
Get the Teetotalitarian mug.A professional gambler. The word was coined in a popular Nigerian comedian/activist's skit in which ex-BBN housemante Tobi Bakare claimes to be into teteschophy.
by @bobmanuel_g December 24, 2022
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