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a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"
by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007
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Testoclesius

Originally from the Greek, the name Testoclesius spread across the English-speaking world during the 19th century on convict transportation ships. It first appeared in the dialogues of Plato, where it was given to a querulous urchin who mocked Plato's dialectical reasoning until put to death by Dionysus, tyrant of Syracuse, for unnatural acts with Dionysus' body servant.

In twelfth century Britain, a 'testaclese' was a merchant who rented out his ass in return for money. The term survived until the time of Shakespeare, where it appears in The Tempest ('Get thee hence, thou vile, base testaclese!'), after which it appeared to die out until reappearing on an internet game forum in the early 21st century.

There is some dispute as to the name's exact meaning, but most probably it comes from 'testos' meaning the male pudendum, and 'clesos' meaning 'with the hand'.
I was accosted on my way home from the internet by Testoclesius.
by Isocratikos the Elder November 22, 2004
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Cactus Testicles

When a man shaves his testicals and the hairs are now prickly stubs similar to a small cactus' needles
Kelly went to slob my knob last night but she soon left after feeling my cactus testicles
by Arven October 6, 2007
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truck testicles

plastic or metal mock testicles in various colors,always attached to the rear hitch of a truck. You can be sure if the testicles are in the back, there is usually a penis in the front, driving.
by saledevo December 1, 2010
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Low Hanging Testicles

When your balls are below your knees.
You seen Johns Bollocks?
He got some Low Hanging Testicles
by bollock-tugger November 27, 2021
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EDP445's Testicles

They are the hardest working thing. They cum to little girls every day. You can use it like:
Bro's foot is like EDP445's Testicles. Nahhhh.
by Karl the Wimpy Kid February 7, 2023
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testicles

you gotta be fucking kidding me... looking up testicles in the urban dictionary??
looking up testicles in the urban dictionary??? seriously, get off now before i turn your internet off.
by un-dumbassify yourself, please February 23, 2010
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