mental termites

Mental termites are words or arguments that slowly chip away at your self-worth, hitting you exactly where it hurts. If your brain is getting mental termites from a relationship, you must be in a relationship with a narcissist.
Me looking in mirror - I can't even believe that he cheated on me and told me it was my fault because I had to work late. I improved his life in every possible way. Now all the bad memories are bringing me down like mental termites.
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 10, 2023
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Termite Queen

A derogatory term to describe the head of a polyamorous clan, which is usually a pale white woman of a larger build. She is usually the center of group photos and therefore the leader of the clan, and thus the other members (termites) must serve her needs (sex). The Termite Queen isn't always a fat white woman, but there's a very good chance that a larger pale human is involved.
"Oh look! A group photo! I wonder which one is the Termite Queen...."
"Ah dude, it's definitely the one in the center. She takes up half the photo!"
by LlamaLover1977 October 15, 2022
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Termiting

Instead of peeing, it goes back up your urethra then you yack it up. It tastes like lemon lime and gag reflex.
Baxter: Dude I just watched the Boys season 3 episode 1, and now I really wanna do some termiting!
Chester: Me too dude! BLAAAAAH
by Baxter Cunningham January 15, 2023
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professional termite

A pest control worker who gasses termites to death. Kinda like Hitler.
"Hey Mom! The professional termite is here to commit pesticide!"

"You're making him sound like Bug Hitler, Jimmy. Stop that. He's a professional termite."
by JaStriLaw May 25, 2023
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Social termite

Someone who gradually ruins a social setting, due to their social ineptness. In the same fashion termites ruin a house.
*at a party*
Sarah: "I have had a weird rash lately, want to see? Also, why are you single at your age?"
John: "Please get the fuck out you social termite."
by Gordenmastur May 27, 2024
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termite mound

A variation of the beehive hairdo for black women. Named for the towering termite mounds of the plains of Africa.
Dawg! Check out the termite mound on that sista!
by wolfbait51 May 25, 2011
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Termite Mound

when you poop so much it makes a stack of turds that touch your balls.
"I pooped out a termite mound and now my dick and balls are African colored!"
by Alien and Pablo December 22, 2020
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