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Tentacle blade

The "tentacle blade instance" founded and made popular by Southpaw refers to any instance in which a character has the will, means, and resources to kill another character, and when given the opportunity, chooses not to with no further explanation. Most excuses given are the character forgetting to use their resources or calling them arrogant.
Person 1: "Hey, why doesn't Doc Ock ever kill Spider-man with the blades in his tentacles? He wants to kill him and has so many chances."
Person 2: "That's a tentacle blade moment and bad writing."
by the massive big O January 16, 2022
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textual relationship

A relationship based solely on text messaging--much like any good relationship based on solely on sex.
Friend: I see her looking at you . . . are you hittin' that yet?

Me: Nah, it's purely a textual relationship.
by Billdo. April 2, 2007
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textual harassment

the term used to describe when one is constantly and obsessively texted by someone whom they don't wish to communicate with.
john keeps textually harassing me - hes sent me like 50 texts today, even though i haven't responded to any of them. i wish he'd quit partaking in textual harassment.
by littlebear2412 January 4, 2010
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tentacled

To have tentacles of some kind - be it from machines, aliens or plants - stuck in every orifice of your body and rubbing various other erogene spots. Since erotic material such as this is extremely hard to recreate with real actors, it is almost solely used in japanese hentai. See tentacle monster, tentacle rape.
(While watching a hentai movie)

Wow, look! She got tentacled!
by KiddDaBeauty September 23, 2005
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tentacle hentai

A form of anime or manga, part of the hentai genre, where some kind of strange alien creature shoves its tentacles up a girl's vagina.
Save the schoolgirls! Use tentacle free products!
(An anti-tentacle hentai button I got at Nan Desu Kan '10)
by hai_bai November 8, 2010
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textually active

Someone who texts more than they breath.
They are very active in their texting.

This texting can go from sexual acts or just heys.
either way you text way to much.

This can sometimes lead to a person with cramped up thumbs.

As if being sexually active having sex a lot, textually active, texting a lot.
holy shyt ! look that gurl all she ever does is texts.
talk about textually active.
by shanequatalie March 29, 2008
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textual dysfunction

The inability to get a thumbs-up during textual intercourse
Murray has tried textagra for his textual dysfunction, to no avial.

Bill was devastated when all his textual advances were met with thumbs-down results.
by Morgan's Daughter April 21, 2008
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