tenteen

1. What dumb-fucks think come after nineteen.
2. What someone says when they are learning the English language.

"Eighteen, nineteen tenteen"

by candy is for me February 7, 2009

TedTed

a white fuzzy puppy who lives in NH and was born in Quebec, Canada.

TedTed is also known as Theodorus Bearus.

by R Hale Anderson January 24, 2009

over texted him

When you message someone (usually your crush) too much that they stop replying because they think that you are addicted to them.

Friend: Good one! You over texted him and now he thinks we are all psycho addicted to him

Girl: I'm really sorry. I just like him so much i thought i would message him. But I didn't get the memo when he stopped replying

Friend: Let me guess. He has seen them and hasn't replied.

Girl: Yeah, OMG what do i do

Friend: This situation can only be solved one way... stop messaging him and act natural like you were just bored or something.

Girl: I am a fucking idiot, now i have ruined all my chances.

Friend: Yep

by GoodOneFucker May 24, 2014

Texted-out

Texting your way out of a situation, without having to talk.

John- Are you going on your first date with that Cathy girl you met last week.

Keith- Naw.... I texted-out, I didnt have the heart to call!!

My boss knew i was sick, so instead of calling... I just Texted-out.

by texkeith November 21, 2009

shit tinted spectacles

Opposite of the metaphorical "rose-tinted spectacles", whose wearers see only the bad points in something.

Stop looking back through shit tinted spectacles!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

tinted

Another way of describing your level of intoxication. (mainly describing high levels of intoxications)

"Yo I'm fucking tinted right now. Give me another beer."

by StealsyourstereO January 2, 2006

tinted window

a guy fucks a girl doggy style in front of a window then pulls out and lets his friend take over without the girl knowing then the original guy sneaks out and walks by the open window and waves at the girl

"you should've seen the look on that girl's face when we tinted windowed her!"

by The Lube Dogg July 30, 2003