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tentacle dick

something that artists draw on furries or robots when they dont know how to attach a proper dick to it
"dude how the fuck do you draw a dick"
"just draw a tentacle dick dude it'll be fine"
by air wubbox tentacle January 14, 2023
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Tentacle tard

-noun

1.) Someone so ridiculously inbred that it's amazing they don't have tentacles growing out of their face.

2.) A mentally retarded squid.
Dude 1: Where's Jim?
Dude 2: Playing World of Warcraft.
Dude 3: Jim's such a fucking tentacle tard.
by Mr snuggle mittenz December 31, 2008
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Tentacle porn

It’s basically just two octopuses going at it.it’s as simple as that
Tentacle porn.No need to explain just two octopuses going at it.Except weirdos put it on pornhub
by Sasugay uchiha February 11, 2021
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tentacle locker

a stupid game for adults that is boring. you press 3 buttons the whole entire game: space and left/right arrow keys.
when you press space a tentacle will pop out of a locker and strangle a schoolgirl into it, and if you press space one more time, well... it has a character named Goldy which is only unlockable when you play 1 hour into the game, so at any moment, your mom will walk in (a very high chance so technically it means probably not). anyways the game is stupidly and really boring.
Guy 1: *in a room with children and playing tentacle locker*
Also guy 1: *forgets to mute and presses space twice and hardcore sexy anime moans come out of the laptop*
All the children: Whats that?
Guy 1: *nervously* Uhh, nothing. Its just that im playing a killing came and i got shot and that sound was me dying.
Kid 1: Ok. *mimics moan*
Guy 1: fuck!
Kid 1: What was that again?
Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHFTREUFNIYFGRCYREFEOUISGRFL
by jamaljenkin September 6, 2021
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tentacle sex

When tentacles enter every hole in your body when having sex with a squid or octopus
by PabloIsPotatoe December 2, 2016
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Tentacle Sandwiche

An 'outie' vagina, that has flaps coming out of nowhere, that resemble tentacles. This is on the oposite side of the scale compared to a 'front bum'. Ideally you want something between the two extremes.
I went down on that girl, and I had quite the tentacle sandwiche to deal with. Was getting hit from all sides.
by pokermurphy1 January 27, 2009
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