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Garage Temperature 

The perfect temperature for a beer, or any other canned beverage.

Having your bev being stored in a garage, outhouse or shed is perfect as the temperature is regulated by the typically cold English weather and the costs you would spend powering a fridge can be spent on more cans.

The temperature of the can also warms sufficiently by the end so that dregs become even less appealing, and you dont feel bad wasting them.
Alex: Hey Will, do you want a cheeky bud?

Will: Yeah man

Alex: Alright, I'll be right back

Will: Why are you going out there?

Will: *on reciept of the beer* Oooooh, garage temperature, i see!
Garage Temperature by rockgod78 October 21, 2010

What’s the Temperature of Pi? 

A synesthetic question that would best be posed to idiot savants, whose varying answers would probably be based on their degree of autism, or to some math nerds suffering from schizophrenia.
Some math geeks turned psychologists think that they too could figure out the answer to “What’s the temperature of pi?” without being afflicted with any mental disorders.

assume room temperature 

On the day that Ted "The Swimmer" Kennedy would assume room temperature, Mary Jo Kopechne could not be reached for comment.

Ball temperature 

When u keep an item nestled in between your legs for an extended period of time, usually on road trips or events such as movies and concerts. The resulting effect is an item that retains the temperature of your balls 98.6 degrees and hotter. Usually ending in the annihilation of cold beverages.
Woman: Hey baby can u hand me that soda.
Guy: Sure, but its ball temperature.
Woman: God damnit!

Room temperature challenge 

"Hey, what did you ever do to that guy you were talking about?"
- "I killed him in public, he took the room temperature challenge."

Berks County Temperature Check 

When a female is performing oral sex on a male. The male inserts his fingers into the asshole of the female. The male then forces the females head down causing her to gag. The gagging forces the female clench her core muscles causing the asshole to clench down on the males fingers.
Last night Jenny was giving me head. I gave her the Berks County Temperature Check. And I blew my load in her mouth.