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Drink coffee and go to Harris Teeter

All he does is drink coffee and go to Harris Teeter
by Hal Jalikakik December 7, 2010
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Peter Teeter

When pain goes back and forth between your anus and your penis while you are having a bowel movement.
Hi son! How was your dump? I hope you didn't have Peter Teeter again.
by urbandigital January 19, 2016
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Elizabeth Teeter

Defines a one and only woman who love broadway and singing in soprano. and who was also in Beetlejuice the musical.
by slaytherealwords April 16, 2023
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tallahassee teeter-totter

When two adults take part in respectable, consensual sexual intercourse.
"My wife and I haven't rode the Tallahassee Teeter-Totter in almost a year now. I think she wants a divorce."
by Luzak Wilkerton July 26, 2014
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Alabama Teeter Totter

When your penis is 2 inches inside of your Mom and your Dad’s penis is two inches inside of you and you’re confused about which way to move. Forward? Or backwards?
“Dude! We heard you got grounded what was the punishment?”
“Alabama Teeter Totter.”
“Oh...”
by allahu YEETbar November 20, 2018
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frat boy teeter totter

Occurs when one frat boy straddles the neck of another and simultaneously urinates in the bottoms mouth while defecating on his chest. Typically this is reversed after the top is done. Often, some of the other frat guys watch and wait to get in on the action.

This is a very common act among fraternity boys, who often find themselves missing each other during periods of the day. Many times they will skip classes or walk quickly away from girls to engage in the frat boy teeter totter.
Shauna: "Do want to go to my place and get it on?"

Jay: "No, I have to get back to the frat house for a frat boy teeter totter with Joel, while Brian watches."
by nobonesaboutit January 15, 2011
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Hayden Teeter

The meme-iest guy around; if you show him a meme he either made it or saw it a year ago
“DUDE LOOK AT THIS MEME”
“I MADE THAT A YEAR AGO DUMBASS
FUCK YOU, DON’T BE A HAYDEN TEETER”
by Cunty McCunty May 24, 2018
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