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Teenyboppers 

Twatty posers who spend ages on messageboards writing stuff like: "lyk, omg nsync r lyk soooooooooo hawt i luv dem so much dey r rly hawt and sexc and stuff and i luv dem and im gna mari jstin timberlandz even tho i wnt b able 2 sign da marige certifikat cuz i cnt spel mi own name!!!!!!!11111111 lolololololol!!!!11111111111"
dude, fucking teenybopppers, they're everywhere! get 'em off me! gaaa!
Teenyboppers by Hole_fan_forever October 31, 2004
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Teeny Bopper 

someone who screams a lot at a "band" and doesn't even know the "band" members names eg. good charlotte
this stick rosie at my school in christchurch screaming "OMG ITS LIKE GOOD CHARLOTTE I LIKE LOVE HIM AND HES LIKE TOTALLY HOT BUT I LIKE DON'T LIKE NO HIS NAME LIKE"

pisses me off
Teeny Bopper by sam November 23, 2003
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Teeny Bopper 

Some retarded little girl who is musically obsessed with talentless people in the music industry that only appeal to their own girly interests in male dicks. These supplying artists also tend to be idiots hogging up the T.V. where valuable cartoons and actual teenage actors used to perform on. The teeny boppers are destroying the music industry by constantly supplying industries like the now notorious Disney Corporation, or Shinra Corporation (for those of you who get the reference).
Teeny Bopper: OMFG IT's THE JONAS BROTHERS, MILEY CYRUS, TAYLOR SWIFT, JUSTIN BIEBER, etc. etc.

Me: Go jump off a cliff and die. Everybody knows that Michael Jackson was the only real, honest pop musician and these guys are fakers for $$$$.

teenybopper

A fanatcial teenager, often a girl at the cusp of puberty, who squanders vast amounts of hard earned money on useless items of clothes, music, and fashion products. Frowned upon by the more educated sector of our soceity, considred the epitome of ignorance of the teen age life.
Look at the 12 your old dame, shit nigga, she's your classic teenboppa
teenybopper by natedizzle July 19, 2003

teenybopper

A girl who is not usually a teen, more around the ages of anywhere from 9 and sadly up to fourteen in some cases. They usually wear shirts that have the Limited Too logo and tight jeans with stupid designs. Some of the 'h4rDk0r3' teenyboppers will wear thongs up to their armpits and skirts that barely cover their prementrual asses. The younger teenyboppers typically listen to boy bands, while the older ones listen to rap.
Teenybopper: OMGZZZ I GOT DIZ RLLY PURTY SHURT FRUM LTD2 IT SEZ 90% ANGEL ON IT!!!!one!!!!!

Me: Die.
teenybopper by Fork You December 9, 2004

teeny bopper 

Brittany: Hi! Wutz up?! N2MH, juz chillin wit mah homies @ my houze. itz so kewl. LOL! So, how u? I fine
Me: WHAT?
teeny bopper by Gwen Stefani Grrl October 15, 2003

teenybopper

Almost a synonym with "lemming", but usually centered more towards boy bands and MTV pop culture.
My little sister is such a teenybopper, she's all about the worst boy bands.
teenybopper by Anonymous January 7, 2003