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Teenicorn 

A manicorn that is still growing up, thus called a teenicorn. Prime examples of teenicorns are characters portrayed by Michael Cera. Other such examples are Keith (Eric Stoltz) from "Some Kind of Wonderful", Jake Ryan (Michael Schoeffling) from "Sixteen Candles", and Chris (River Phoenix) from "Stand By Me".
girl 1: Have you seen "Pretty in Pink?"
girl 2: Yes! Blaine is a total teenicorn!
Teenicorn by Vamptastic February 21, 2009
Related Words
verb. (past tense)

To teenie: To act like a teenie. Most likely jumping up and down and squealing, often waving hands around. Can also involve hugging and/or dancing. Imagine a teenie being told their object of affection (famous person) is coming to their house. Yeah, like that.

Not only teenies can teenie. I, for one, have been getting very good at it. Also known as fangirling. See teenie and fangirl to understand the concept.

To teenie, to be teenying, to have teenied.
Someone told Keira that she won a competition to meet Daniel Radcliffe and she totally teenied at me!

Person 1: What's up with Nikki?
Person 2: She's going to see Fall Out Boy.
Person 3: Best to avoid her went she's teenying... Oh too late! *is teenied at*
Teenied by Lyddy =P December 9, 2008
A senior citizen who does the exact actions a teenager does.
"I wish that Teenior would put that cell phone down & pay attention."
Teenior by SEGApwnsNintendo January 1, 2010
Being in denial of such epic proportions that mere denial is not descriptive enough a term to contain it.
Man, you are in such denial it's amazing--you are in teenial.
Teenial by Agnostic Pope December 2, 2010

teenie boppin 

1.) When an older man either late in his twenties or early thirties is primarily consumed with dating women under twenty
teenie boppin by teamgoodtime April 27, 2014

Joshua Teenie Tapper

Noun

Derogatory name for a man with a penis of far below average size.
(girl 1) "how did last night go?"

(girl 2) "Thanks to Joshua Teenie Tapper, I had to fake it. I didn't even orgasm until after he left!"