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cog tease

n., v., When someone excites your intellect with their acute and powerful knowledge and ability but does so over text so you can't fully engage in a conversation and explore a topic. Then, proceeds to never agree to have a phone conversation, voice chat, or meet over coffee leaving you cognitively in need.
Wow, Steve is texting me about material deposition and electron flow and I would love to have an efficient discussion and enjoy his company, oh crap, this huge cog tease just made me have an aneurysm.
by griffinrider22 July 11, 2016
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friend tease

Someone who is only friends with you, hoping for sex, but when they find out you don't want to bone them, they tell you there is no point in being friends and drop you like a hot rock.
We've been friends for three years, and I really value the friendship, but when he said he wanted to have sex, and I said no, he said, "Well, there's no point it being friends then." and he left! What a friend tease! :-(
by Thornnuminous November 11, 2014
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cock tease

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it
the guys laughed at joe for getting stuck with that little cock tease because he wasnt getting any.
by Dawn June 15, 2002
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Boston Cream Tease

When a girl from the Boston metropolitan area gives you a handjob/blowjob without finishing the job.
That bitch from B.U. was D.T.F. but when we got back to my place she gave me a Boston Cream Tease so I sent her on her way.
by DaCrun October 13, 2010
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dita von teese

A pin up hottie with smooth milky white skin, raven black hair and cherry red lips... plus she has a kick ass retro style similar to Bettie Page's.
by sdfdsg May 3, 2005
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banana tease

A person who eats a banana, or any phallic food, in away that suggests oral sex.
"Dude, look at suzie lickin' that astro pop."
"Yahh. What a banana tease."
by chika kow keechow October 18, 2008
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arabian tweaser pull

A reach around wank from the back between the legs.

Will not work with chodes!
Ms olds likes to arabian tweaser pull when shes watching goatsemarathon!
by hujanus September 26, 2009
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