Honey, I'm sorry! I tried to call you but my phone had a major techastrophe!
I was going to bore you to death with another PowerPoint presentation today but due to a techastrophie I will have to bore you to death manually.
I owe $11,891.52 to the phone company this month? This has got to be some kind of techastrophe!!
I was going to bore you to death with another PowerPoint presentation today but due to a techastrophie I will have to bore you to death manually.
I owe $11,891.52 to the phone company this month? This has got to be some kind of techastrophe!!
by jwiebers January 16, 2011
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A strong belief technology will perform a specific function every time in the future.
A strong belief technology will perform a specific function every time in the future.
I had the techspectation my phones thumb scanner would unlock my device , instead it just frustrates me.
by Steamin Lehman January 18, 2017
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Kevin was being such a techista earlier, he brought home that new iPad and wouldn’t shut up about it!
by techista May 24, 2023
Get the Techista mug.Prejudice or discrimination on the basis of a person's technical ability. Assuming that the least tech savvy person must be at fault for the technical difficulty encountered.
Just because I don't hand-code HTML doesn't mean I can't vote you techsist pig!
Turns out it was a kernel panic, grandma. That was techsist of me to assume you broke it with your oldness.
Turns out it was a kernel panic, grandma. That was techsist of me to assume you broke it with your oldness.
by zengardon December 26, 2011
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by Jack Imlach Lord of Techy September 19, 2021
Get the Techy Tunnel mug.Electronic/techno music that can no longer be described by a simple genre because of the exquisite amazingness contained within the song. Thus, necessitating the label "techyes".
Person 1: Dude! Check out my new techyes playlist, it's doper than Floyd Landis!
Person 2: <Reads playlist> Wow, this is techyes!
Person 2: <Reads playlist> Wow, this is techyes!
by McLovin IV January 5, 2009
Get the Techyes mug.1)A term used to refer to a person who is interested in technology almost to the point of obsession.
2)A person that is extremely knowledgeable about Information Technology. These individuals generally have built custom CPU towers that run a opensource OS from either a UNIX or Linux thread. As well as spend Much of there free time researching new Computer technologies.
3)Techy is a term that a "Computer Nerd" may use to refer to himself or other "Computer Nerds" but may not be used by others (Kind of like the equivalent to the N word for "Computer Nerds") It is derogatory for non Techys to refer to someone as a Techy.
*Can also be spelled "Techie" ((however the "Teamsters" that work back stage at theaters are now using the term "Techie" to try and dissociate them selves with the teamsters that work on film sets.)Not cool!!! real Techies/Techys have come up with pretty much every major advancement in the technological field for the last 40+years. without them you wouldn't have the computerized lighting and sound systems that you use todays. that would make your jobs a lot harder. So please respect the title)
2)A person that is extremely knowledgeable about Information Technology. These individuals generally have built custom CPU towers that run a opensource OS from either a UNIX or Linux thread. As well as spend Much of there free time researching new Computer technologies.
3)Techy is a term that a "Computer Nerd" may use to refer to himself or other "Computer Nerds" but may not be used by others (Kind of like the equivalent to the N word for "Computer Nerds") It is derogatory for non Techys to refer to someone as a Techy.
*Can also be spelled "Techie" ((however the "Teamsters" that work back stage at theaters are now using the term "Techie" to try and dissociate them selves with the teamsters that work on film sets.)Not cool!!! real Techies/Techys have come up with pretty much every major advancement in the technological field for the last 40+years. without them you wouldn't have the computerized lighting and sound systems that you use todays. that would make your jobs a lot harder. So please respect the title)
Techy 1: Hi I need a patch to make a new Barracuda HDD work with freenas v0.68
Techy 2: check the techy forums
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Techy 1: Hi I'm new @ this forum but am comp lit and do consider my self to be a Techy
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non-techy 1: look at that new kid over there he so lame
non-techy 2: yeah I heard he's head of the Computer Club what a techy
Techy 2: check the techy forums
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Techy 1: Hi I'm new @ this forum but am comp lit and do consider my self to be a Techy
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non-techy 1: look at that new kid over there he so lame
non-techy 2: yeah I heard he's head of the Computer Club what a techy
by DCBoy June 6, 2010
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