testosterone poisoning

The irrational rage a man goes into after being denied or not participating in sexual relations after regularly getting some.

(2 weeks with out sex)
guy: ahhhhh! she is such a bitch.
friend: what the hell are you talking about.
guy: she can't do anything right
friend: you are being unreasonable... wait, how long since you two did the bad stuff?
guy: iono two weeks
friend: oh... looks like you got testosterone poisoning dude.

by sdfjklasdfkj October 9, 2008

testosterone

Something you oviosely have a lot of in your body if your reading and posting on the Urban Dictionary

"He has a lot of testosterone because he has not beat the snake lately"

by Communist Teddybears April 25, 2015

testosterone

A very powerful drug - transforms men into idiots!

Yeah, who needs a brain when he can have testicles?

by perflubon January 21, 2005

Testosterone

The nickname for the ultimate lesbian.

I once saw a woman that looked EXACTLY like Billy Joe Armstrong. She is now known as Testosterone.

by Perdouchewagon January 19, 2010

Testosteroner

A pure testosterone boner caused from excitement or action; having nothing to do with any kind of arousal.

Example: Yesterday I was joking around with my wrestler friend and I slammed him into a locker while he wasn't looking he naturally put me into a full nelson but when he did I could feel his hard cock on my back I naturally screamed what the fuck is that man he said fuck you I was scared it's just a testosteroner.
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by Asssssssssssasssass September 29, 2014

Testosterone Influence

When you need the presence of other men to remember how manly you are.

"Malcolm has been hanging out with girls too often, I think he needs more testosterone influence."

by bearer grylls April 24, 2016

testosterone impaired

Impaired behavior caused by the hormone testosterone in males.

Dad wouldn't stop the car to ask for directions because he's testosterone impaired.
My husband couldn't find the potato masher if his life depended on it. He's testosterone impaired.

by DanOfOmaha December 7, 2016