Technochondria

Not unlike hypochondria, but with reference to technological ailments, rather than medical.
technochondria is demonstrated by repeated reporting of technological errors that aren't really there, likely for attention.

Tech Support: That woman was in again today, gotta be the 12th time with that same printer and nothing's ever wrong. Must have Technochondria.

by Dylan Byrnes April 19, 2005

Technoco

A combination of Techno (Raver) and Rococo (18th century) style.

Pearls with neon beads is very Technoco.

by Talia January 30, 2006

technobore

A person who posesses the ability to bore anyone to tears with incessant babble about technology, obscure current events, or, in the case of mass transportation, the probablilty of accidents resulting in death of that particular means of transport.

Man, that was the worst flight EVER! Six hours trapped between a lawyer and a technobore....

by ana.gram April 11, 2005

Technochondria

An excessive preoccupation or worry about having a serious technical issue.

Mr. Johnson has a sever case of technochondria. He's always complaining about his internet being slow, even though it's working as well as everyone else's.

by taoistlumberjak April 10, 2007

technocorpian

Someone that believes technology will be invented, or existing technology will assist, to create solutions towards a utopia.

That guy always states that once we have fusion power, there will be no peak oil crisis. What a technocorpian.

by mrflash818 November 27, 2011

TechnoBow

Technobow very cool person and is very bi-utiful frfr

Omg Look at that technobow over there hes so bi-utiful omgg

by MrHackerlol March 1, 2022

technoholic

one who is completely obsessed with technology and could not live a day without it

Alissa is such a technoholic.

by fromthetre4 December 23, 2008