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Technode

When you kill an orphan in such a way that you would make Technoblade proud.
You just got technode neeeerrrrrdd!!!!!
by Technoblade never dies August 6, 2023
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Technoblade'd

To be utterly destroyed at a game (preferably an FPS), and to be utterly bamboozled when it happen.

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Living Entity 1: Aw man, I just got Technoblade'd

Living Entity 2: Sucks to be you man!
by John Smith of Watergate August 28, 2019
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Techno Viking

a viking visiting Germany, techno vikings heart beats loud enough to provide music for the annual "fuck parade" in Berlin.

able to shatter a persons nerves by simply pointing at them

requires water to be served to him upside down, and is delivered notes on a weekly basis
"this hi-fi sound system runs at 1/10th the volume of Techno Viking s heart beat"
by androooow February 25, 2009
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Rip technoblade

P1: when techno died I literally cried

Rip technoblade
by V1ncefan01 July 2, 2022
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Techno-Raccoon

Originally a web comics artist, who made name after creating discriminative and abusive illustrated threads focusing on "the-reason-you-fail" topics (which prooved to be not bad after all and showed the effectivness of butthurt provocation in masses) + drew tribute art to eastern european club whore's modelling (most likely shot on cellphones), whose art actually used to be quite fun (but has seen better days). The creator (Neonil) once cared about his customers and their satisfaction. Not anymore. The new Techno-raccoon is too deep into advertising and shameless self promotion (honestly, to position self among a bunch of complete dorks and loosers is a sure way to look God-like on their background and a nice way to promote self too as his example shows) to care about anyone anymore. The only thing he cares about now is making money. Neonil doesnt care about the quality of Neoneelart anymore. More modelling (aka shut up-sit-watch and jerk off over my eyebrows, motherfuckers, they're UNSTOPPABLE!!!111), more random portrait photography, more unfinished Lunaville comics (basically nothing but illustrated guides on how to exterminate the unworthy wuss) and so on. So if you want to experience the best of Neoneelart, get your credit cards ready, because the only things this greedy bastard cares about are benjamins and jacksons. (hundreds and twentys for those of you who didnt get it.) Long live the power of money! Raccoon power FTW!
A: That dumbass Techno-Raccoon is kinda cute

B: Yeah
by Sanjibad December 8, 2010
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The symbols of these elements spell out "FUCKBiTcHeSGeTmONeY." Alternate ways to do this include replacing Helium (He) and Sulfur (S) with Hydrogen (H) and Einsteinium (Es), and/or replacing Bismuth (Bi) with Boron (B) and Iodine (I). Some people have been clever enough to use this as their yearbook quotes.
"Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium!"
by wqufhoefi2cuhjhiveej November 29, 2017
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technodrome

Mobile doomday device and base that supervillains Shredder and Krang used on the Archie cartoon and comic versions of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Oh no! Shredder and Krang have managed to get the technodrome free from Dimension-X!
by Gary Destruction September 8, 2003
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