testie blowout

1. A sudden increase in the pitch of ones voice during speech, usually for the duration of one syllable only. Similar to the process a teenage boy undergoes during puberty but far more sporadic and therefore more humorous for onlookers. Incidence is increased during periods of excitement and is also seen to be directly proportionate to the number of people listening.
2. May also be used literally by the stupid and uneducated to describe a sudden increase in testicular size such as that associated with conditions like elephantitis.

1. "Hey guys, what's happENing?"
2. Doctor: "Well Sir, what seems to be the problem?"
Patient: "Well..as you can see, I'm experiencing testie blowout."

by Sam June 18, 2004

cheese toastie

When a male is in the act of making love too a large obese women, at the moment of climax, ejactulate into a fold of stomach fat/roll. Then close the flab immediately.

In the morning wake up and open the fold to find what looks like a cheese toastie.

Lastnight dude. i banged a whale and gave her a cheese toastie

by Duncanthebigman April 28, 2008

cheese toastie thursday

The aforementioned day of the week when you make excessive amounts of cheesetoasties, trying out new combinations of ingredients. Orignated on a thursday, but recently spread to any day of the week.

Too many cheese toasties on cheese toastie thursday will make me do a portsmouth steamer}

by harding April 7, 2005

tasties

slang word for ecstasy pills

Are ya gettin' a few tasties?

Jesus i've had an awful amount of tasties!

by fergberg March 2, 2009

testie pop

What happens usually to a teenage boy, could be during pubity...but it is very humours to people around. It is when a young male will say -usual in one syllabol of a word and his voice changes into a high pitch in that part of his sentence, when this happens other onlookers r forced to yell out and embarrass the boy by screaming "TESTIE POP". OR as a cover up the boy will say "TESTIE POP!" to himself, so he isnt as embarrassed by everyone else letting other no what has just happened

First boy- "hey guys wats hapPEning"
Onlookers- "TESTIE POP!"

OR

unsuspecting adolescent- "and then i went up to the guy and i smAShed em"..."AWW shit TESTIE POP!"

by LiL AsH April 1, 2005

trastie

A mix of the words "tasty" and "transient", trastie is used to describe things which are always good but are at some points especially delicious, either literally or figuratively.

That candy is trastie--it is always good but it tastes even better if you eat it and drink Sprite at the same time.

by literaryexaminer May 29, 2008

Teaster

a tall, skinny, athletic M-Fer who can consume copious amounts of alcohol without ever gaining an ounce.

A Teaster is nicknamed after a ditzy blonde with hearing problems.

by Twacker April 4, 2009