Teagued

The act of ejaculating in lieu of the imminent feeling of a bowel movement.

I was stuck in traffic and teagued my pants, but now i don’t have to take a crap.

by The_cooter November 26, 2021

brian teague

a fried chicken watermelon loving monkey

you are a brian teague

by youramonkeybitch August 19, 2025

Teague Time

To wear a Jeff Teague and not have any “Drawls” on.

I knew it would be a wild night when Teague Time started. That’s when he walked in wearing that #0 Hawks jersey and no drawls.

by Teague_Time September 21, 2025

Teague Effect

The aftermath of a heart rate zone 2 exercise in which loud chanting and hand symbols will elevate the exercise to a rigorous heart rate zone 5 in which the body will start to perspire in excess. Teague Effect can only be experienced in settings in which two or more individuals are present.

Brian experienced a strong Teague Effect following his stationary bike exercise.

by mommysmilk June 9, 2023

Owen Teague

Hottest guy on earth i mean look at him hes hot as fuck

"OMG did you see owen teague play patrick hockstetter in it?!"
"Yas hes soo hot"

by Ihavetoomanyphases January 17, 2025

Owen teague

Hottest guys on earth

LOVE HIM <3 <3 "have you seen Owen teague in It?" "yasss hes soo hot"

by Ihavetoomanyphases January 17, 2025