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Scatastrophe

1:Whenever John Paul Larkin (Aka:The Scatman) died on December 3, 1999. December 3rd is now recognized as a Scatastrophic day.
Tom: Jill, did you know that The Scatman died the other day?!
Jill: Ohemgee Tom, that's a scatastrophe!
by WGBEntertainment July 4, 2010
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Catastrophe

Originated from the same exact french word, is preferably yelled out as a drunken calming down when faced to surprising circumstances.
Lucy: Motherfuck, our boarding house coordinator is here and we are dressed up like sluts and drunk and...

Natalya: C'EST PAS UNE GRANDE CATASTROPHE!
by lucyandzoeonelvoe August 10, 2010
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freeball-catastrophe

A freeball-catastrophe is getting your pubes caught in your zipper.
My roomie, Matt, had a freeball-catastrophe - got his pubes caught in his zipper -- they had to cut them off!!
by USAF Cadet November 5, 2020
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Mexican Catastrophe

When you combine a sniper (running out of a closet and cumming on your friend or girl friends hair after they have sex) then kick them down a flight of stairs.
I was watching my friend and his/her companion having sex from the closet when I was aboubt to bust a nut I ran out the closet, blew my load in her hair then drug her to the stairs and pushed her down the flight of stairs. then she cam back for more, thus completing the mexican catastrophe.
by Tyler R.& Tyler W. June 11, 2006
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catastrophenalia

Tools or goods used for the survival of a major catastrophe/apocalypse.
Oh look, bobby! A combination flash light/flame thrower! This is great catastrophenalia!
by greenknight04 September 15, 2010
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turtastrophe

a suddon turttle related disaster in a turtule populated area
there was a turtastrophe on the m shell road 7 turttles were involved in a pile up as a turttle went out of control wondering of into the wrong lane hitting anuther turttle causing a turtastrophe
by cracker jacker the monkey July 22, 2007
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catastrophememe

(noun) - a sudden and widespread event where doomsayer memes overwhelm the Internet
On January 21, 2017, the Washington Post predicts a major Trump catastrophememe that will bring down Western civilization
by Tired of Nonsense December 19, 2016
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