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anal tapestry

the weaving, plaiting and/or general decoration of the anal beard into an intricate pattern to resemble a tapestry, generally used to decorate the anal region, in the attempt to make an otherwise unattractive area more appealing.
i usually would avoid the anal region at all costs, due to its offputting and taboo nature, though if a sexual partner had gone out of their way to procure an anal tapestry, i would instantly go down into that otherwise vile area.
by breakingbad December 27, 2012
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Snooze Tapper

Someone, especially a significant other who hits their snooze button mega times and falls back to sleep while you're wide awake because of them.
I was up at 5am , but my wife slept another 20 minutes because she's a Snooze Tapper.
by CanarsieKid January 19, 2013
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Tappet

Moving part of an engine that rattles when loose resulting in engine failure. Slang usage as someone who's tappets are slightly loose (not quite with it - a.k.a someone who is a few sandwiches short of a picnic)

South African variation is of a tappet being a redneck in the american sense of the word
Donny is a real tappet.
Harvey is so tappet
by Tappet December 9, 2008
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foot tapper

This is what closeted gay GOP officials who try to get balls deep with strange men in public airport restrooms are called. They also like tea-bagging, felching, and playing feed the elephant. They are hypocritical sick lying scumbags.
Senator Larry Craig is a foot tapper. Many other republican foot tappers have not been caught YET.
by running out of patience April 26, 2009
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taupe

Something that is cool. Interchangeable with dope.
Yo, Green Day's Dookie album was taupe!
by theOxfordComa July 9, 2016
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tayebeh

Tayebeh is an arabic name for girls which means clean and pure.
I meet Tayebeh, she was cool.
by Luanokhof August 16, 2018
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Tampered Thread

Tampered Threads: Adjective/Slang
It's used to describe an article of clothing that looks really dope. Usually, it's a unique thrifted piece, that's almost impossible to find anywhere.

History of Tampered Threads:

This word originated during the rise of thrifting -fits, at a time when people started to care about the overwhelming market of Fast Fashion and clothing waste around the world - from over consumption. These people are inspired by the past craftsmanship of clothing and appreciate the pieces that were once were (new threads) and now carry another story of glory and pride from people nationwide. In other words.. dope ass clothes.

Synonyms: Fresh, Dapper, Dappress, Cool, & Dope, Trendy.
Person 1: "Dayyymmn Bro, where'd you find that Tampered Thread at?"

Person 2: At tamperedthreads.com
by The Goat Spoke January 11, 2021
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