tarleton

Tarleton is a place where dreams go to die . found between Southport and Preston, tarleton is the definition of irrelevant. Filled with a mix of grandparents, road men and Tories, its main attraction is a massive field by the name of carr lane, where all of the youngsters play football or smoke weed. It is mainly run by 16 year olds on mopeds and gangs of 13 year olds. Tarleton rarely sees and crime or fights but if its happening it will be on a Friday at marks square. Avoid tarleton if possible.

"do you want to go to tarleton"

"no there is nothing top do"

by dblack123 April 27, 2022

Canadian Tacklebox

While one pleasures a partner with a hockey puck, just prior to orgasm, one slaps the receiver in the face with a large predatory game fish coated in maple syrup. Afterwards it is generally customary to split a molson as a sign of good faith.

Why do you have a salmon behind your nightstand? For a good ole canadian tacklebox doncha know?"

by CptBigSack October 1, 2015

Nose Tackle

A winning play in the fart game. To fart in someone's general direction on purpose. Literally, to fart in someone's face.

Neal got me with a nose tackle, I had my mouth open and everything.

by keifermail September 12, 2009

Tarble

The younger brother of vegeta with the insanely unfucable wife.Appears in yo son goku and his friends return.

goku vegeta saiyan unfuckable Tarble

by Mr. Nintendo Mario October 21, 2011

Toilet Tackle

When two people really have to use the bathroom and there is only one available, they run to the toilet and wrestle for use of the bowl until someone is able to get their bare butt firmly situated on the seat. The first person to do this is the winner of the toilet tackle and is able to use the toilet before the other person (a critical move when both parties need to do a number two).

We got back to Jonny's efficiency apartment and both really had to drop the kids off at the pool, so I had to toilet tackle him for the throne.

by K Alana July 10, 2007

wedding tackle

Male genitals.

The tackle is a fishing reference.

Especially seems to be used when the male genitals are in danger. (Similar to how the english refer to their "Crown Jewels")

I came around the side of the house and there was a pitbull headed straight for my wedding tackle!

by lukeod May 22, 2005

The Bait N' Tackle

The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed.

Gone fishing!

by Rilo August 1, 2003