Tech-tarded

Not having the capacity to operate the simplest of electronics. This primitive species cannot understand the concept of "user-friendly" and often appears to be baffled by everyday occurrences.

No, it's not the batteries in the remote... it's you... Perhaps you should try not to be so tech-tarded.

by coffee_beanie March 13, 2011

tech-tarded

someone who know nuts about the most common technologies invented or even maybe having problems handling their own mobile phones.

-.-

b: oh I just realize I could close multi apps in my iphone like this!! (amazed and proud of himself)

a: oh c'mon you meant you didn't know that?

b: no of course not..I'm a tech-tarded. (wide smile)

by tech-savy! April 9, 2011

g-tarded

A person who is wasted on the street drug GHB is said to be G-tarded.

That guy is so far gone look how g-tarded he is acting.

You better check your friend 'cause he's acting g-tarded.

by Sara Jensen September 22, 2006

weed tarded

weed/tar/did adj. reverse or slow down of mental functionary as the result of inducing extremely good marijuana

dude 1: dude, you saw that pink elephy it jus flew thru the win'
dude 2: um...where?
dude 1: THERE!!!
dude 2: dude, your fuckin weed tarded rite now

by C1J August 12, 2006

tandem fap

When two or more people masturbate at the same time.

When I walked into the room RJ and Adam were tandem fapping to pictures of my mom again.

by Shanus teh Anus January 28, 2008

tandem

Tandem is a pair/match or the chemistry of two people

It is a commonly used word in the Philippines, especially when talking about their favorite couples in Filipino Dramas.

-Gusto ka talaga yung tandem nila
meaning:
-I really like their chemistry.

by silent-reader September 9, 2009

Tardmaster

The master of a retard, as commonly seen in public schools since the initial passage of the Individuals with Disabilities Education Act, which mandated the inclusion of retards into standard education settings. These retards need constant individual supervision from tardmasters.

"Dude, did you see that retard flip his shit in gym earlier? His tardmaster had to take him down!"

by gnomenclature January 2, 2010