tanner mclean

Dumbass imbred

Tanner mclean is the most dumbass imbred you will ever meet

by tanner mclean February 11, 2014

Tannerism

Tannerism is a religion based on a set of core principles: the mini-dab, poorly formed puns, expert puns, and the Most Holy student teacher in existence. His state of holiness was discovered when one of his students realized a correlation between him and Jesus Christ: they both were present in the Beginning, both came back to teach us important concepts, and both shall come back some day. In Tannerism, there is a holy trinity that consists of A Man Named Zucc, Tanner, and the Amazon Box Man. Since it was formed recently (March 14, 2019), there is not much information currently in the public domain.

(Note: not to be confused by the Anti-Mormon institution; one of the newly placed rules of Tannerism dictates that true followers must exhibit respect towards Mormons, and never eat them or their books.)

Oh, yeah, he recently converted to Tannerism- that's why he told you the mini-dab is back in style.

by AYCRGB March 15, 2019

Tanner Hare

The most fucking sexy guy with the perfect name and perfect cock, he likes little boys but in a good way and loves Ryan Reynolds, all the dudes fall for him

Adi: did you see Tanner Hare
Landry: He's a sexy mf
Sal: agreed

by Tanner Has Fat Sexy Cake December 1, 2021

Tanner Richard Craft

nerd

Joe: Tanner Richard Craft is a big nerd!
Other Joe: I agree, huge nerd!

by deathmachinestar April 2, 2022

Tanner

Someone who can brighten your day when you believe the sun will not shine. He can make you laugh at stuff you never found funny. He has the cutest face, and his facial expressions make you want to smile even when your too tired to. Great musician, nice, and has a great heart, usually loses his way due to heartache, but will eventually find his way back, because a man that great can not go to waste.

Have you seen Tanner today?

Yes, that is why I am smiling!

Deportes!

by leaturrn December 14, 2010

tannerandemilyday

Verb: To appreciate ones company

i tannerandemilydayed all my guests at the party.

by fireextinguisher October 27, 2010

Tannered

When one absolutely rails some one so hard in the pussy, they have to ask to stop. Typically when a white male fucks a African-American female.

"OMG dude, i just tannered this half black chick named Janiae"

by Tannerjones June 3, 2014