Just below Fuckbag on the Joker-San Female Rating System, a Cum Tanker describes the infamous fukanythinwithacockian slut. Usually a higher form of party girl who gives blow jobs in the bathroom of the local night club instead of a back alley next to a dumpster, like a Drink Tickets or a Gas Money would. Her being a pro, she can most likely take it all the way down to the base without gagging, and "tanks" every last drop like its fuel for her internal party engine.
"I met this chick at the club last night. Whoa boy, she was a total Cum Tanker. She gave me an amazing suckbuggy in the bathroom and made every inch disappear. Fantastico!"
by SP00NS October 8, 2007
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I was at Tanker Bar on Friday and I saw Andrew and Justin playing Buck Hunter, omg they are so good I want to get their autographs
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Jen: What are you bringing to Tankedgiving this year?
Kat: Green bean casserole and 4 bottles of Cabernet
Kat: Green bean casserole and 4 bottles of Cabernet
by Kitty McClaw April 17, 2009
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2: Yeah, he's a douche bag.
1: No, douche bag ends at two popped collars. Five at a time makes you a douche tanker.
2: Fucking spot on!
2: Yeah, he's a douche bag.
1: No, douche bag ends at two popped collars. Five at a time makes you a douche tanker.
2: Fucking spot on!
by DakotaJay March 14, 2008
Get the Douche Tanker mug.A state of rowdy drunkedness in which an individual is unaffected by the repercussions of their behavior; generally accompanied by cheap beer, rot gut whiskey, and sing-along outlaw country tunes.
Man, I was totally hank tanked when I puked in that beer can!
That drummer was so hank tanked that he was passing out at his drumset on the third song of the first set!
He only drank four beers and he was ALREADY hank tanked!!
That drummer was so hank tanked that he was passing out at his drumset on the third song of the first set!
He only drank four beers and he was ALREADY hank tanked!!
by southbound1 December 21, 2010
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