Room temperature IQ

A person with IQ as low as a room's temperature.

Uses celsius because only room temperature IQs use fahrenheit.

Rodrigo Duterte, the Philippine President has room temperature IQ as he can't comprehend anything that concerns Covid 19 handling.

by anonymous October 15, 2020

room temperature

a phrase used to describe someone who is extremely neutral, not hot, not warm, nor cool nor cold.

Mikki: Oh my god Randy is soo hot and cool I love him!
Michael: Cmon lemme see a picture of him, I'll be the judge of that
Mikki: What do you think of him?
Michael: Ehh, mid tbh, pretty room temperature

by Mytheonix April 22, 2023

Took her temperature

A pleasant way to describe anal sex with another person. One's temperature can be taken following insertion of a throbmometer into the arsehole of the said anal fever patient.

Hey dude, how's that chick you've been banging?

She's cool. I took her temperature last Tuesday?

???

I fucked her in the arse, mate.

Oh, cool.

by Lucianeil February 15, 2015

The George Foreman Temperature

When you are cooking/washing the dishes and you feel a very extreme temperate .

Sam: (cooking; accidentally slaps hand into stove fire)
(Hits The George Foreman Temperature) Ooh! That was hot!

by bonelesspizza December 27, 2016

Temperaturmental

of, relating to, or arising from temperament due to temperature change.

Restaurant Kitchen setting:
Cook- "Get this soup out of the hot window. Its TEMPERATURMENTAL!"

Grocery Shopping:
Person buying- "I need to get this ice cream home soon. Its TEMPERATURMENTAL, so I don't want it to melt."

by Crabjuice November 22, 2011

Taking temperature

When you finger a girl. Fantastic-like.

"Hey Drew, guess what happened last night? I was taking temperature of this chick and I think she had the flu."

"How'd you take her termperature"

"With my finger thermometer...it was a balmy 98.6 degrees"

by Benny Delicious October 14, 2006

taking her temperature

Euphemism for having sexual relations with an incredibly attractive woman, i.e. you're "taking her temperature" vaginally with your penis instead of a thermometer.

The gorgeous blonde paralegal with whom you work walks into your office, and your first thought is "I SO want to lick her pussy and take her temperature."

by Point Oner November 22, 2004