taint second

an amount of time that is as long as it needs to be but as short as it can be.

Mary, can you give me a taint second?!

by jazzlover October 18, 2014

Taint Musk

The ripe, musky scent of a hot and sweaty or unbathed male taint.

Sheila is coming over tonight and going to slob my knob. I haven't showered for five days so her chin is going to wallow in my taint musk.

by Eaton Holgoode February 28, 2017

rocky taint

Any guy who has ingrown hairs (Rocks) sprouting up in his taint

Billy Case bent over and I saw not only his Double Brown Banana Slices, but I also noticed he had a little bit of a rocky taint as well.

by mcmorriswithcheese January 12, 2008

yard taint

The area of grass between the curb and the sidewalk.

Hey Bobby! You're grass is looking really green, especially in your yard taint.

by Johnny Yardrocks March 23, 2005

Tamino

A really closed but nice guy. Once you get to know him, he gets so sweet and cute.He is very funny, and suuuuper hot.

Person 1:Wow he’s pretty hot
Person 2:He must be called Tamino

by Oof oof April 4, 2019

Taeminican

1. (noun) To act like someone you're not;(noun) A Korean person believing he's Dominican.

Korean guy: "I'm actually Dominican"
Everyone: "You're not Dominican, you're a Taeminican!"

by The Real Dominicans May 25, 2014

taint fluff

-a failure

I don't want you marrying that taint fluff!
But dad, I love him....we bought a couch together.

by GozUnlimited July 14, 2016