Talking To Danny

An excuse for pissing whilst on a Snapchat call with Oisin kane

Yup just finished talking to Danny.....

by RYAN12345768 April 17, 2021

talking to yourself

What you do when there is something on your mind and theres no one to talk to or you know that the other person wouldnt be intrested. Does not mean your crazy, you could just be bored or something, your not crazy unless your answering yourself or the topic is saying "I love you (insert persons name here)".

*This is what happens when a nosy bastard notices you talking to yourself.*

Dumbass: Like OMG! He's talking to himself, ewww! Weirdo!

by big whoop wanna fight about it November 4, 2009

talking to the toilet

barfing; a euphamism for throwing your guts up

Thanks for giving me swine flu, douchebag. I was talking to the toilet all freaking day.

by ninjapprentice November 4, 2009

Talking to India

verb. When you're trying to find the answer to something, but whatever you try you can't find it. Derives from when you call tech support and you get some dude in India who has no idea what's the hell's going on.

guy1: did you ever finish your paper?
guy2: nah.. i couldn't find the last fact i needed
guy1: ah that sucks

guy2: yeah none of the websites i went to had it. it's like i was Talking to India

by duncboston December 7, 2010

Talking to the Moon

An amazing song by an amazing singer that was ruined by stupid TikTok kids.

Ally: What's your favorite song, Josh?
Josh: Talking to the Moon.
Ally: OMG *starts dancing*

by iTookAHarSHIT August 1, 2021

talking to sam

a euphemism for masturbation

Last night I couldn't get a date, so I spent the evening talking to sam.

by SallyandSam December 19, 2008

talking to the captain

felating a woman's clitoris. Term derived from the slang for a womans clitoris 'The man in a boat'.

'Right then Barry' declared sharon 'first things first, I want to see you talking to the captain before you stick that cock up me - its not all about you!!'

by chesterpest January 22, 2010