taftism

the religion that worships the really fat president who got stuck in the bath tub. people worship taft by eating KFC fried and never grilled. the cournal is the jesus christ of taftism.

taftism is the religion thats bigger than all the others combined.

by dutchmanvm May 19, 2010

Flappy Tatties

Big old flat and saggy breasts that flap against the torso of elderly women.

Man, did you see john's mom?!?! She had some big ole flappy tatties. Looked like two flounder fighting for scraps under her shirt!

by Electricmike September 13, 2011

tattie water

(n) semen, ejaculate

"Christ, I need to get rid of my tattie water... all over her face!"

by bigwillsy December 9, 2008

Taitie

Taitie is slang for potatoe. Although often refered to when talking about food (e.g. Jacket Taitie for Jacket potatoe) it can also be used as a friendly form of telling someone they are a bit daft (e.g. dont be a taitie).

As far as I know this is slang in the North-east area of England.

"Jesus, Tara is a right taitie!"

by The Notorious Dr P May 24, 2005

Fatty Tatties

A woman who was previously fat but has lost weight but still has big tits

Guy1: Jane has lost loads of weight but look at those fatty tatties

by AcidTsunami December 1, 2009

Tafting

The act if slapping ones vagina against another person or object.

Dude, I just saw Hannah tafting the taj mahal.

by Cocksmasher April 28, 2011

Taffie

(n) Member of an elite running force. Although primarily found on the east coast, they have been spotted winning races all across the US and the world. Most often seen in red, white or blue jerseys and compression socks.

Rivals include RRO and Fleet Feet.

Detest cockroaches. Love coffee.

Drat Katie, we just got beat by another Taffie. Oh, I love those shoes.

That was a great workout Taffies; let's go get some coffee.

by TAF Man February 3, 2010