Definitions by AcidTsunami

Fatty Tatties 

A woman who was previously fat but has lost weight but still has big tits

Guy1: Jane has lost loads of weight but look at those fatty tatties

Fatty Tatties by AcidTsunami December 1, 2009

Office Clever 

Referring to a person who is dressed to look smart and clever when they clearly don't fit the role.

Guy: Look at John in his new glasses, he's looking office clever today

Office Clever by AcidTsunami December 1, 2009