by MasterofDictionarior March 21, 2020

Person: I'm out of toilet paper! How will I wipe my ass?!
Person 2: Good luck, all of the supermarkets are closed due to the pandemic.
Person 2: Good luck, all of the supermarkets are closed due to the pandemic.
by SuperNateParty July 3, 2021

Me:Excuse me let me speak to your manager!
Manager:what?
Me:do you have any toilet paper??
Manager:No
Me: I hate 2020
Manager:what?
Me:do you have any toilet paper??
Manager:No
Me: I hate 2020
by Boigetyosneakersoffmycarpetri April 13, 2020

Also a holy grail for covidiots at this time. Covidiots somehow think that toilet paper is going to save them from some desease that is pretty much the cold except u cough more. And now because of them, I have to cut my paper towel in halt and give myself crack burns. Great.
Person 1: Why do you have 64 cases of toilet paper???
Covidiot: idk I don't feel safe without it I guess
Person 1: Ur messed up in the head bro
Covidiot: idk I don't feel safe without it I guess
Person 1: Ur messed up in the head bro
by new guy 101 April 22, 2020

American in Japan: where's a toilet paper?
"A random Japanese stranger"
: we use bidet instead.
American: we have to make America smart again!
"A random Japanese stranger"
: we use bidet instead.
American: we have to make America smart again!
by someart February 28, 2017

by Mythical being #Toiletpaper March 17, 2020

by -MermyWazHere- April 26, 2020
