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C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S.

Crushed Under The Weight Of The Enormous Bullshit

When you are trapped in a situation that is overwhelmingly bleak and unescapable. There is no option to move. No option to escape. No alternatives.

Also, a song by a band called Reuben.
Bill: I have got a massive fucking deadline that I've got no chance of making and a hundred status meetings to go to instead of actually finishing the work!
Ted: So you are C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S.
Bill: The bullshit is absolutely enormous!
by cutwotebs March 1, 2013
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t-wolf

The act of turning a beer can on its side, and then biteing it open with your teeth, allowing the beer to explode into your mouth.
t-wolf that shit yo!!
by davebarrett December 10, 2004
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Ain't worth the powder to blow them up with!

Gun powder is cheap and thieves, and the like aren't worth wasting the cheap gunpowder!!
like those types of people aren't worth the energy or time it would take to waste the powder "Ain't worth the powder to blow them up with!"
by staggerlee August 4, 2009
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t'would

A contraction of either "It would" or "That would". Used to shorten a sentence down in an easy to understand manner. Emulates Olde-English without accurately being such.

(You would use "t'was" or "'twas". People more commonly spell the word "t'was" as "'twas", but it is more accurate to say t'was according to the rules of contraction in English grammar.)
James: Wanna go hang out at the mall next week?

Jill: T'would be cool. T'would be nice if you'd give me a call later this week to remind me though!

James: Would it? T'would be very difficult, since I don't have your number!
by David Bradbury July 25, 2006
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Don't Worry About it

When your wife/fiance'/girlfriend/crush says this phrase it means WORRY ABOUT IT CAUSE SOMETHING IS WRONG AND SHE NEEDS YOUR SUPPORT!!
Husband: So why are you so sad all the sudden?
Wife: Don't worry about it.
by DontRegretLife October 5, 2017
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The T word

The T word refers to Transylvania. Transylvania is a region situated in western Romania with a majority Romanian population (~80%). Despite this many Hungarians like to claim that this is ethic Hungarian land. The T word should never be used in a room/space where a Romanian and Hungarian are present.
Random retard: So where is Transylvania?
Romanian: shhhhhh don’t say The T Word out loud! That Hungarian over there might hear us!
by That smart Moldovan May 27, 2020
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Don't Work Like Should

Informal slang when something does not function the way it is designed or developed for.
The light switch would not power the lights. Don't work like should.
by Brofessor Beam September 10, 2018
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