Homer Simpson

Age: 39
Height: 6'
Weight: 239 (used to be 260 before he lost weight for Marge in "A Brush with Greatness.")
Kids: 2.5
IQ: 75
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Beer, and Donuts.

"Homer Simpson is the fat, selfish epitome of America." -Kang and Kodos

by G-Union February 24, 2004

Sympathy Laugh

When you laugh at someones joke just because you feel sorry for them.

Man, that comedian was only getting sympathy laughs.

by Orgasmatron666 January 23, 2009

penis sympathy

The faint, lingering feeling of vicarious pain most men feel when they hear of another man in a situation where his penis has been injured.

Hey Jack, remember the end of that fishing trip when the car trunk accidentally slammed down on Phil's crotch? Man, I couldn't have sex for days after that one.

by Moggraider August 12, 2005

The Simpsons

1.) The absolute greatest television show ever created.
2.) A show so great, movie stars literally BEG to be cast into an epsiode.
3.) Matt Groening's greatest achievement.

The Simpsons will now and forever be, the greatest thing to ever happen to television.

by JDD4 April 17, 2003

homer simpson

homer is my hero...he is the greatest man in the history of human existance

"If you're gonna get mad at me every time i do something stupid, i guess ill just stop doing stupid things"

by waAGhA! March 15, 2005

simpsons movie

A movie that took 18 years to make.

Hey did you see the simpsons movie?

by 3plus3equal6 August 4, 2007

Homer Simpson

Everyone's favorite over-weight, yellow-bellied bald-guy. Wears a short-sleeved shirt when wearing a tie. Isn't that weird?

"Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man - from Happyland! In a gum-drop house on Lollypop Lane! ... Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003