spinster

(n.) He-who-must-attend-spinning-class-regularly

The gym was largely populated by spinsters.

by salmonsunglasses July 17, 2011

spinsterdom

The act, and or state of being a spinster

The old lady was not enjoying her spinsterdom

by Taylor April 16, 2005

Shinster

The act of doing a girl doggie style on hard flooring, then reaching down, grabbing her ankles and puling them out from under her so chin hits the floor.

Dude i gave a girl the shinster last night and busted her face up.

by The Climbing man May 1, 2010

Swinter Outfit/Attire

when you dress in winter AND spring clothes in one outfit

(tank top, heavy jacket, jeans, flip flops)

Liz: cute outfit, but isnt it too cold for a tank top and flip flops?

Lody: no, its my swinter outfit/attire

by equestrian4lyyfe August 22, 2012

Spinster

1. A first name, as in cougar who likes to eyeball younger men.
2. Anyone with the name "Audrey"
3. An old woman with crust who will soon collect the cats.
4. A woman whose ovaries are becoming dehydrated and may soon fall out.

"Spinster is on the prowl again....I saw her in the middle school parking lot last night"

by cha cha cougar November 4, 2009

spinster

A word men used to offend a woman who isn't married or doesn't have children. But now we're reclaiming the word: a girl who doesn't change herself for a guy or a woman who doesn't define herself by a guy.

"She's so cool! she has the spinster vibe y'know?"

by walkingfeministdictionary June 5, 2022

Spinster

A woman who is old and not married. They are usually crazy and are just more proof that women NEED us men.

Note: When men are old and not married it's stylish

The Trunchbull from Roald Dahl's Matilda.

Joan Rivers.

Abe Einhorn

by Dude March 2, 2005