Swanson Dinner

2. Swanson Dinner

What one would encounter while performing oral sex on a girl if her previous partner had vomited in the act.

Carl: Damn, Josh, I wouldn't have gone down on her if I had known I was going to find a Swanson dinner!
Josh: Sorry, dude. It must have been the sushi.

by Dleg December 21, 2008

Swanson Dinner

Completing a variety of sexual activities with a girl (including penetration, oral sex, anal, sleighride, etc.) in ONE night.

Josh: So what did you and Jenna do last night?
James: Oh I gave her a Swanson Dinner ;)

by Franzzz November 6, 2008

stensonize

In a business setting, to fill one's daily schedule with so many meetings that little or no time is left for any other activity whatsoever.

Examples of this occur frequently in software development companies, particularly those based in Southern Oregon.

"John, would you like to meet me at lunch at 1:00?"
Answer: "I wish I could, but my whole day is completely stensonized!"

by Mauzer January 6, 2010

swanson

To work the entire night making out with someone only to have him or her ditch you for someone else at the very end of the night.

Hey isn't that Jamie leaving with that guy Wiley? Weren't you making out with her all night?
Damn, son you just got swansonsed.

by BTJ, MD March 20, 2012

Swensons

A way of saying something is lit

You tryna pull up to swensons

by Cfoy October 31, 2019

swansons dip

the act of dipping your ballsac in a can of swansons chicken broth, then let a fat bitch lick it off. You can also use turkey, depending on the fat bitches preference

Hey Dawna, you up for a liitle swansons dip for dinner tonight.

by deez testes October 30, 2012

Swansoned

When a football teams luck goes completely into the toilet. Like Cleveland browns level failure due to a bad luck fan attending or watching their games.

The dude wearing that funny team shirt showed up to our game today and the we got totally Swansoned again.

by Squad game December 17, 2021