Sweatshit

A very strained bowel movement, in which you strain so hard you start sweating. Can also be considered the act of giving birth to a food baby.

"Where did you go to eat last night?"
"PF Changs"
"I love eating there."
"Me too, but it always gives me a serious case of the sweatshits"

"Four hours after going to the buffet, I sweatshit my food baby."

by pusiwillow September 12, 2013

Earl sweatshirt

The coolest nigga in odd future. Though he looks like the richest homeless man, he still puts out fire ass music .

Insta: uhohsokona

"ay turn up that Earl sweatshirt real quick!"

by Uhohsokona on da gram February 13, 2021

Earl Sweatshirt

Birth name, Thebe Kgositsile, the roughly-put hottest rapper out of OFWGKTADGAFLLLSBB. He raps about coke, raping hoes and bodily fluids. He has not recently been making music, due to his sudden dissapperence. Some sources believe that he is attending Coral Reef Academy in Samoa. As of this date, his mother will not allow him to release music. He also does not know about the group's rising fame. The OF members vow to free him from Samoa and "rule the world."

OFWGKTADGAFLLLSBB!!!!!!!!!! FREE EARL!!!!!!
FUCK EARL SWEATSHIRT'S MOM

by JustCallMeThurnis June 3, 2011

Best dress-up sweatpants

The best pair of sweatpants that someone owns who habitually finds wearing sweatpants in public other than to the gym to any and all occasions (i.e. weddings, dates, the bar, etc.) acceptable.

I am going to wear my best dress-up sweatpants to Olive Garden for our first date.

by Leftie Luci September 15, 2009

Lolo's sweatpants

when one's leg hair is so thick and dark that it appears said hairy individual is wearing sweatpants.

Dude, why do you even bother putting on jean's? You're already rocking them Lolo's sweatpants. Don't you get hot?

Go fuck yourself....

by vonscha2 January 21, 2011

Keenan Sweatshirt

A Sweatshirt covered in male ejaculatory fluids. Usually found containing 3-5 Racoons.

What is that smell?
Oh, that's just a Keenan Sweatshirt.

by Drout June 4, 2016

The Sweatshirt

A $48 sweatshirt available in the Urban Dictionary shop. It is customizable, including 4 color choices and 5 sizes, ranging from small to 2XL. It, unlike The Mug, is not advertised beneath Urban Dictionary definitions.

Sercona Lithingor: "Hey, look! Someone got The Sweatshirt!"
Ferundi Lopsrithen: "So they did!"

by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity January 28, 2020