swaink

something fancy or expencive

"hey, thats a swaink computer."

"thanx. i just handed out a good helpin of roflberry pwncakes to some n00b."

"sweet!"

by Kwizz September 19, 2006

sweanus

Sweanus.....after a workout, or hot summer day, or some steamy intercourse, the moisture that develops in the crack of your ass, is called, sweanus. More often than not, it refers to someone in the negative....because they may have actually just not showered in days, therefore creating a funky odor from 'back there'. Combines the two words sweaty and anus.....sweanus, VOILA!

Scene: Walking down the street with your friend, behind someone with a line of moisture on their pants (ya know, on the 'fault line'):

"Hey man, check out the sweanus on that back".

by MikeyRo September 26, 2006

Sheaing

When you send a girl a video of you beating your meat but, your hand is in your pants while doing it.

Did you see Brady sending Sheaing videos to Jacie?

by Whoever through that paper, ur November 23, 2020

Sweakin

A shorter method of saying "Sweaking Freet", which is a hightened version of the phrase "Freaking Sweet", implying even more awesomeness than its predecesor.

"That party was sweakin!"
"You're going to the mall too? Sweakin."
"That was a sweakin dinner mom."

by Jason Packer September 14, 2008

Jake Swain

A herb ass nigga.

Jake Swain is a herb ass nigga

by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017

sweating like a pedophile at a wiggles concert

Sweating. Alot

laura: OMG Mr Edmonds sweats alot
robert: it's gross
jarrod: Yeah he is sweating like a pedophile at a wiggles concert

by fleur de Borris September 19, 2009

sweating like a Muslim in customs

Sweating profusely as if you were a Muslim attempting to bring explosives through airport security or customs.

Jake: "Your clothes are soaking wet."
Chris: "Yeah, I just got back from the gym and it's hot today so I'm sweating like a Muslim in customs."

by ih8pinks April 22, 2019