shampotty

The same thing as shampee and shampiddle; that is, a bottle of shampoo that's been wrecked because some dillhole uranated into it.

John Grass uranated into bottles of shampoo at the Juneau Receiving Home in the very early-1980s, thus converting them into shampotty and subsequently earning the nickname "The Shampoo Killer".

by Telephony March 20, 2011

James Island swamp rat

An individual who lives their entire life on an island 2 miles south of the battery in Charleston. The typical hobbies of a James Island swamp rat include drinking every waking moment and being obnoxiously loud and destructive in common social settings.

We had a great time out in Charleston last night until the JI swamp rats showed up and got us kicked out of the bar. Typical James Island swamp rat behavior.

by WandoWarrior May 2, 2017

Swampination

A special attack move, where one headbangs/headbutts with intent to injure.

Man, Kyle used the Swampination attack last night at Thrash of the Titans!

by Swampination October 22, 2017

swamp pad

It is placed, usually toilet paper, in between your buttocks to prevent sharting as a result of sneezing, coughing or farting with more than the intended purpose.

Dude good thing I had a swamp pad because I coughed real hard and sharted!

by goldensurfer January 2, 2011

Swamp Eggs

An unhealthy defication consisting of both liquid and solid fecal matter.

After a night of heavy drinking, an individual may birth egg-shaped pieces of feces with an excessive amount of broth.

(I apologize for the odor, I just performed swamp eggs)

by The_Administrator January 14, 2011

swamp jockey

One who rides swamp donkeys on the reg.

Skinny Kid #1 "You see that girl Schmalz brought home last night?"
Skinny Kid #2 "Yeah, that kid's a real swamp jockey!"

by callaham April 22, 2010

Wood Shampoo

Being beaten by a wooden baton.

Billy got a nice dose of wood shampoo from the police.

by Paladin. October 24, 2011