whomped

To be pummeled by a large wave into the ground.

Dude that wave whomped you good!
I was whomped into last week!

by goldensurfer June 11, 2010

swamp pad

It is placed, usually toilet paper, in between your buttocks to prevent sharting as a result of sneezing, coughing or farting with more than the intended purpose.

Dude good thing I had a swamp pad because I coughed real hard and sharted!

by goldensurfer January 02, 2011