Swagmones

Similar to the chemical substances testosterone and estrogen, the release of this invisible, yet very real hormone, makes a human female completely irresistible and alluring. Released only rarely, swagmones make a female more confident, sexy, and almost intimidating to the opposite sex due to the amount of swag radiating from her. Her dance moves are sexier, her lips are plumper, and her booty has never been tighter. During a period of random release, it is scientifically proven that men will have immediate, long lasting erections, buy more drinks, and follow the female around like a lost puppy.

Today my hot coworker slipped me his number, I got asked on a date on the subway, and my ex slam-piece texted me that he misses me. Girl, my swagmones are out of control!

by DowntownBrowntown September 13, 2013

swagness

the type of swag that is used to combat a teacher which was developed in 18

teacher: why are you doing that
student: because i have swagness

by anonymous November 24, 2020

swaganese

the official language of swagger

"Yo meh, i learned a new language"
"o yeh, brah. speak that shit"
"i am dawg, it swaganese"

by MySwagMan December 31, 2011

Swaganerd

a person who loves to study but still has a lot of style

Did you see the swaganerd in the library? Man, I wish I had fresh kicks like him.

by wdpwr September 25, 2011

Swagnem

Like foenem but it’s swagnem. A way to say “my swag”.

“Imma fuck you up, on swagnem.”

by Gertilda October 26, 2018

swagness

A word used by a narcissistic male to describe how he thinks he will look in his new "wavey garms"

"Ah man, I'm gonna look swagness in that"

by Cat9818 August 6, 2017

Swagon

(n) A person that has a beastly amount of swag.
Comes from the term "Swag-Dragon"

Urban youth 1: "You see Kanye in that new video?!"
Urban youth 2: "Yeah, he a swagon."

by jonesnutz August 20, 2011