Seaford

People from Seaford, LI:

-are italian or irish
-caucasians..

-have a milf mom
-have jumped over the crescent cove fence before

-gotten sloshed at the dunes in middle school
-swam in dirty ass canals
-crawl to seaford bagel or sequa to cure a hangover

- choose tobay over jones beach

-know what an op run is
-have worked at gino’s for at least a day
-wear aviator sunglasses year round

-know that dunkin is better than starbucks

-cried when boces was knocked down and turned into hag central :(
-only listen to rap in public
-have fucked in the back of fun stuff toys at least once ;)

Person 1 Is that girl from seaford?

Person 2 Well I think I saw her once churning the butter in the back of fun stuff toys so yes.

by 5169errs May 15, 2018

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swaffel

slapping a object or person with your penis. the best way to do this is when it is half stiff and the biggest weight is on the top of the penis.

auwch, that dude just swaffelt me

by sander v May 15, 2008

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Seafood Buffet

A girl or guy whose crotch smells of fish* and crawling with crabs. Eat up!

*highly suggestive of herpes

In context of a guy friend getting dumped by his girlfriend:
It's okay man, bitch had a seafood buffet anyways.

by Albert2 May 12, 2007

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swagoff

A competition between a people to see who has more swag.

Person 1: "Hey man, we got way more swag than you guys"

Person 2: "Alright, only one way to settle this. Let's have a swagoff"

by spicysamosa November 10, 2011

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seafoaming

the act of giving a woman a golden shower after eating asparagus to give a uniquely foul smelling odor and pungent scent which causes the urine to foam, thus humiliating the woman.

get over her cunt, im going to be seafoaming you all night.

by delmarboy6969 July 25, 2010

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