Swahili Swashbuckler

when in the act of anal sex with your female companion. you quickly pull out and squirt a bottle of mayo deep in her bum.

guy 1: dude i love doing the swahili swashbuckler. the bitch didnt expect it
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off

by sergent fuck stick May 11, 2009

Swahili Swashbuckler

when in the act of anal sex with your female companion. you quickly pull out and squirt a bottle of mayo deep in her bum.

guy 1: dude i love doing the swahili swashbuckler. the bitch didnt expect it
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off

by sergent fuck stick May 11, 2009

swahiliboped

getting bopped by an animal's junk in the face

robert got swahiliboped by that rhino now he has ghonaria and his parents dont love him

by fapo GOh May 19, 2009

swahilied

Really pissed, beyond the point of understanding anything

Fucking hell bro, I am super swahilied right now

by Origami kid November 16, 2013

swahilian

swahilian- being so incredibly bad at everything you do that while in game, on call with the bois in discord you get body shamed and called racial slurs along with....swahilian

jackiebalsa- "omg this kid is so bad" "he sounds like an airplane engine"
jdgrechio- "he is actually so swahilian. more swahilian than a swahili from the motherland"
pong- "nigganigganigganigganigganigganigga"

by lolTtIaAcGoO March 9, 2022

Swahili Surprise

When you wake up to black balls hanging in front of you. Behind the balls will be a flashlight to illuminate the balls. In your newly-awoken haze, this illuminated incandescence will make it seem as if they are surprise balloons at a party. For a comforting experience, it is helpful to play the song Circle of Life by Carmen Twillie and Lebo M. to recreate the intro scene from Lion King.

“Bro, I got knocked out in the gym and woke up under the punching bag. I thought it was a Swahili Surprise!”

“I used to get pink eye from the Swahili Surprises I would get in prison. Am I eligible for marijuana consumption now, doctor?”

Synonyms: Bright Nuts, Bulb Balls, Jingle Blacks

by Mmmhmmmhph February 24, 2023

Swahili

when a tweaker has been up too long and starts mumbling and running their words together they are speaking Swahili

I'm sorry I didn't understand what you said. I do not speak Swahili

by LotCountryLilCon January 19, 2024