Corporate Karma Sutra

The number of different ways that a large company can shaft a smaller company or one of its customers. Typically in a contract or the small print.

Damn, I tried to get a replacement phone from customer services which should have been free, but they threw the corporate karma sutra at me and now I have to pay them for it.

by jonnimac March 9, 2009

kama sutra cougar

a krispy that endures sprains and rugburns while experimenting on the trapeze

Mags - why does krispy have a neckbrace on today?
streefy - it was a kama sutra cougar evening.

by Izzard January 27, 2007

Cableway Sutra

The act of forming weird sexual positions whilst fixing a cable car. Performed by most cable car mechanics.

John - "whats Jim doing up there in the engine room"

Adam - "hes practicing the Cableway Sutra"

John - "that explains the extra grease"

by DudeFace6 March 6, 2013

Karma Sutra Tequila

When engaging in intercourse the man will lick salt out of the woman's anus followed by a shot of tequila and a wedge of lime retrieved from inside the woman's vagina.

'Hey Brandon want a pre-night out bang?' 'Sure Shirley but wanna get on the Tequila early' 'Sure thing Brandon we can Karma Sutra Tequila it' 'Sweet buns Shirls'

by Cisonyourface January 30, 2015

comma sutra

aka the gospel of hustle

a guide that details the zen & art of making money

a canon of scripture for the church of hustle

have u seen my copy of the comma sutra?

by meowz April 23, 2018

Nejdu cure sutra na sljeme

Sinonim za : "ne idemo sutra na sljeme, volimo te Matija"

Lovro : Nejdu cure sutra na sljeme 😢😢
Everyone : *seen*

by pero122 May 7, 2018

mantra sutra

When one's central purpose and life's calling is the sexual satisfaction of every creature they encounter : man, woman, beast.

Have you seen the latest Keanu Reeves film? He's a master at the mantra sutra.

by bangingdads June 7, 2016