Corporate Karma Sutra

The number of different ways that a large company can shaft a smaller company or one of its customers. Typically in a contract or the small print.

Damn, I tried to get a replacement phone from customer services which should have been free, but they threw the corporate karma sutra at me and now I have to pay them for it.

by jonnimac October 29, 2008

kama sutra cougar

a krispy that endures sprains and rugburns while experimenting on the trapeze

Mags - why does krispy have a neckbrace on today?
streefy - it was a kama sutra cougar evening.

by Izzard January 23, 2007

counter sutra

A play on words, “ Kama Sutra“ you’re railing your s/o on the counter.

Hey babe, do you wanna do “counter sutra”?

by Mr.Big1 October 01, 2022

lava sutra

A proprietary combination of finely washed and often flavored cocaine, mixed with a dose of Cialis or some other common vasodilator.

“Take two snorts of Lava Sutra and call her again in the morning”

by Pygmy PieRisHoar October 05, 2022

mantra sutra

When one's central purpose and life's calling is the sexual satisfaction of every creature they encounter : man, woman, beast.

Have you seen the latest Keanu Reeves film? He's a master at the mantra sutra.

by bangingdads April 17, 2016

Cableway Sutra

The act of forming weird sexual positions whilst fixing a cable car. Performed by most cable car mechanics.

John - "whats Jim doing up there in the engine room"

Adam - "hes practicing the Cableway Sutra"

John - "that explains the extra grease"

by DudeFace6 March 06, 2013

Nejdu cure sutra na sljeme

Sinonim za : "ne idemo sutra na sljeme, volimo te Matija"

Lovro : Nejdu cure sutra na sljeme 😢😢
Everyone : *seen*

by pero122 February 23, 2018