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angry susan

When you're fucking your girl from behind while playing club penguin and dump a bottle of hot sauce in her asshole.
When it's taco night and you know you're about to get the Angry Susan.
by SlyRooster January 28, 2017
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Susan Collins

A cocktail that has been spiked or drugged for the specific purpose of unconsensual sex.
Someone gave the jungle juice the old Susan Collins. I'd steer clear unless you want to join the Upstairs Revolving Door Club.
by RogerBauman October 5, 2018
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Sumana

A Sumana is a person to treasure.
You may have a hard time finding a girl as cosmically witty as she. She has the gift of the gab and can put words to hysterical use.
She has a fabulous inner snark too, which she may choose to unleash, particularly in defense of all that is good in the world.

Socially, she is charming. She can beat cruel people with stubborn courtesy alone, although inside she may be crying and needing comfort. She has a lot of empathy and kindness for everyone.
Her mind is vast and her energy restless. She is a born professor of everything academic, but she also loves to just disappear into fantasy worlds. Here, she can be as passionate as a raging fire.
She may surprise you with her artistic talents too. She is musical; with vocals alone, she can carry words like a song into acting and literature.
Her love for her friends and family is fierce. She is a foreboding force if they are threatened. She may seem like an independent warrior, and she is, but inside she is as silly as a kitty and playful as a puppy who is much happier in the company of those who love her.
Her eyes are not just beautiful, but timeless and wise, like her soul. If you are ever fortunate enough to encounter a Sumana, share a smile, and you will have shared a rare blessing.
Sumana walked to her German class, dryly noting how it always rained when she did so.

I love my Sumana.
by OrderOfKats April 13, 2019
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Susan Collins

A derogatory term for a woman who doesn’t stand up for sexism or sexual assault, especially against her own gender.
I can’t believe Stacy laughs when her boyfriend catcalls at other women. She’s a total Susan Collins.
by MojoMjolnir October 5, 2018
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Susan Album Party

A Susan Album Party can also be referred as a sus anal bum party or a #susanalbumparty. It is a cult gathering by the Cult of the Beatsprout Growers, paid for by the THE Corporation. It is the official afterparty for the Cult of the Beatsprout Growers dinner party association At these parties we eat pickles. Play with hand cream. Put blue tubes in our hands and mouths. We also chow down on popcorn and lemonade is included.
Hey Martha! Are you going to the Susan Album Party or just the dinner party by the Cult of the Beatsprout Growers
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Lazy Susan's

Empty Tits that resemble 2 slices of pizza limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and the nipple dangling from the bottom
Friend: How was your date last night ?
You: She had Lazy Susan's

Friend: Sorry bro thats horrible
You: I still enjoyed them
by Working Class Hero December 11, 2020
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Susan Lucci

Susan Lucci is an actress who was on the American soap opera "All My Children." She was nominated for a Daytime Emmy 19 times, losing every time until she finally won in 1999.

In pop culture references, Susan Lucci is someone (or people) who is often in the running to win, yet consistently loses.
I've been up for student president every year, yet I never win! I'm sick of being the Susan Lucci of the school.
by dilary huff May 14, 2008
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