peanut suprise

Getting a peanut halve lodged in your peehole after bangin a dirty lil barfly in her slutty ass without a raincoat.

After weeks of swelling and failure to piss, the doctor had informed me that I was the lucky recipient of a peanut suprise

by CraZy E July 11, 2006

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS

When the spy, featured on the PS3, and PC game, Team Fortress 2, attempts to stab you (one of the 8 other male characters) in the back, but instead, gives you "Surprise Buttsecks" after, the trending songs and videos on YouTube.

*The Blue Scout, is defeating the red team when suddenly-*
Spy: "SURPRISE BUTTSECKS", BUTTSECKS, B-B-B-B-B-BUTT-SECKS!!

by TeamFortress2Fangirl June 12, 2012

Tangerine Surprise

When you eat the orange chicken at a chinese restaurant and then afterward driving to a nearby middle school to take an explosive dookie in somebody's gym locker while reciting the pledge of allegiance backward.

I was planning to attend the annual science fair but because of my horrible case of tangerine surprise i was unable to attend said fair.

by Jackie Jackie O'Mackie May 23, 2011

nice surprise

The happy feeling experienced by a parent when they are preparing to change what is believed to be a dirty baby diaper, but turns out to be just pee.

"I was not looking forward to changing Frannie's diaper because I thought she crapped only to get a nice surprise when I saw she didn't."

by Jacob Miller September 6, 2005

Colombian Surprise

When someone takes a dump on top of the toilet lid, leaving a surprise for the next person.
Originated in Colombia.

My girlfriend left me a Colombian Surprise this morning! I made her clean it up.

by Dominguez 396 November 30, 2013

surprise buttsecks

To give someone anal sex at an unexpected time, or place. Perfect for those special moments.

A: Me and my gf had a really romantic date last night. Saw titanic.
B: nice
A: yeah, and then when that stupid boat sank, i gave her surprise buttsecks!!!1 kekekekeekk
B: WTF??

by the real rick james December 7, 2005

Midnight Surprise

verb. To have your penis slip out during sex and accidentally insert it into the anus.

Guy 1: How was the sex last night?
Guy 2: It was awesome until I accidentally gave her the midnight surprise, then she ran out crying.

by theaLyssavirus May 14, 2009