Surgical Brain Job

The sexual act of taking someone's eye out with a spoon, or any sort of instrument, and then having sex with the eye socket, until you ejaculate onto the brain.

"Did you check the doctor I recommended out?"
"Are you kidding? He looks like the kind that would give me a Surgical Brain Job as soon was I was asleep."

by Nathan Pickles March 27, 2008

Surgical Removal

The ability of a doctor to remove anything from any given place.

For example a light bulb in the anus or the fun from a weekend.

That Doc is an expert at surgical removal, I was just playing Rust and he judged me.

by MrT-maybe August 6, 2023

surgical room

When a person gets surgery.

The surgical room is a special room.

by Debskelly1985 April 6, 2023

surgically cowinated

When advanced freakish science/medical malpractice is practiced upon an individual to render them unto the form of a cow, in varying degrees of accuracy, likeness, functionality and general success.

It appeared to huey that his own son had foregone the rectum replacement and in it's stead, had gone and rendered him "surgically cowinated..."

by Kittenpuncher February 25, 2022

surgicalized

something that has had surgery done on it

My toe has been surgicalized.

by thotimusprime58054 November 29, 2018

Surgical Chic

a style of clothing or apparel that is remarkably simular to medical uniforms. Clothing inspired by the stars of scrubs and/or local young doctors wearing their work clothes to the pub. Ie: Scrubs, Crocs ect.

some idiot:"Hey check out my new shoes, their those crocs they are soo in"
her friend whos really ashamed right now: "They look like medical shoes"
some idiot " I know right, so Surgical chic"

by Princess Fiona July 3, 2007

surgical wedgie

When your sexy thong gets so deep up in the crack, that it crosses the taint line and encroaches on the labs labia.

"Cover me while I dig out this surgical wedgie, it's cutting into my vajayjay."

by ChunkyDunkin July 24, 2014