Surgical Brain Job

The sexual act of taking someone's eye out with a spoon, or any sort of instrument, and then having sex with the eye socket, until you ejaculate onto the brain.

"Did you check the doctor I recommended out?"
"Are you kidding? He looks like the kind that would give me a Surgical Brain Job as soon was I was asleep."

by Nathan Pickles March 27, 2008

surgical wedgie

When your sexy thong gets so deep up in the crack, that it crosses the taint line and encroaches on the labs labia.

"Cover me while I dig out this surgical wedgie, it's cutting into my vajayjay."

by ChunkyDunkin July 25, 2014

surgicalized

something that has had surgery done on it

My toe has been surgicalized.

by thotimusprime58054 November 29, 2018

Surgical Removal

The ability of a doctor to remove anything from any given place.

For example a light bulb in the anus or the fun from a weekend.

That Doc is an expert at surgical removal, I was just playing Rust and he judged me.

by MrT-maybe August 06, 2023

Surgical mask

blue disposable face coverings you see discarded everywhere in parking lots

I ran over several surgical masks as I exited the target parking lot.

by Smallbutfierce December 11, 2020

surgically cowinated

When advanced freakish science/medical malpractice is practiced upon an individual to render them unto the form of a cow, in varying degrees of accuracy, likeness, functionality and general success.

It appeared to huey that his own son had foregone the rectum replacement and in it's stead, had gone and rendered him "surgically cowinated..."

by Kittenpuncher February 25, 2022

surgical room

When a person gets surgery.

The surgical room is a special room.

by Debskelly1985 April 06, 2023