old sperm bank

This is a disparaging term some men use for their wife or girlfriend.

Well gotta go see the old sperm bank!

by I, Wreckerrr December 18, 2020

sperm brothers

(n) Men who have had sexual intercourse with the same person.

Kevin Federline and Justin Timberlake are sperm brothers, as are Brad Pitt and Vince Vaughn.

by CBRO December 19, 2006

Superman doggy style

Admit it, you came here from love island. No one knows apart from marcel and dom.

Marcel did you do superman doggy style on gabby?

by Louis3000 August 9, 2017

Spermal Detonator

A hilarious euphemism for any kind of nut shot imaginable...with a Star Wars twist!

I totally dropped a spermal detonator on my girl's tits and immediately went back to ruling at The Force Unleashed!

by notanerdoranything June 22, 2010

Spermatitis

A condition where toxic sperm causes itching, dry skin or a rash on swollen, reddened skin directly around an orifice. In the southern hemisphere it may cause the skin to blister, ooze, crust or flake of. Which is also worth noting that these flakes are a valid source of nutrition in many developing 3rd world nations.

No homo bro, is there something stronger than head & shoulders for my spermatitis?

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

supermassive

Introduced into popular usage from the lyrics of "Supermassive Black Hole" - the first single by the British rock band Muse from their album, Black Holes And Revelations; 'supermassive' is an abbreviated form of Supermassive Black Hole.

'Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive'

The term 'Supermassive' is used by astronomers & physicists to distinguish Black Holes which have been caused supernova explosions. Supermassive Black Holes are recognised as the most destructive force in nature. Evidence is mounting that most, if not all, galaxies harbour supermassive black holes at their centers.

Supermassive describes something that is godlike; omnipotent; all powerful; amazing; inescapable; inevitable; beautiful; apocalyptic.

'...the superstars sucked into the supermassive.'

'Death is just another supermassive experience.'

'That performance was supermassive.'

'I'm supermassive'

by Clodius September 3, 2008

Walking Sperm Bank

A highly promiscuous woman. So called because a lot of semen is deposited into her.

"Dude, that chick you're going to marry was a total walking sperm bank in college."

by Jake October 10, 2005