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texas sandstorm 

Farting into a fan as you aim it towards family or friends.
Example. "You all go sit on the couch and I will Texas Sandstorm you. Make sure you close your eyes and open your mouths!"fart
texas sandstorm by jdizzell April 28, 2014

Egyptian Sandstorm 

When you're tea-bagging your partner and you fart up their nose.
Even if he wanted to, Barry couldn't escape Ryan's Egyptian sandstorm.
Egyptian Sandstorm by User202 January 11, 2017

Darude Sandstorm 

A song that will make you gush out rivers through your genitals as it has the power to penetrate your soul and fill it with utter euphoric harmonies. It's basically the best song ever.
-Hey, what song should I use for Gregayahu's Bar Mitzvah?
-Dude you GOTTA use Darude Sandstorm! It'll make the whole place turn into a knocked up Lil Jon concert replica in 3.2 nanoseconds!

arabian sandstorm 

When someone is sleeping you put your balls in there eyes and fart in their mouth
hey dude joe sleeping, well give him an "arabian sandstorm."
arabian sandstorm by Dhl is gay September 30, 2008

Pakistani Sandstorm 

An act in which a girl stands in the center of a circle of guys who repeatedly ejaculate onto her face rendering her sightless. The men then proceed to throw sand on her face as they run away.
Man, my buddies an I went to the beach last night, got drunk and got caught in a Pakistani Sandstorm!

scandanavian sandstorm 

This is when you jizz in the sucking end of a high powered fan and it spews all of your jizz all over the place.
Jim: "Billy just got scandanavian sandstormed."
Bob: "Yeah i know."