Somalian sucker punch

performed during the act of sexual intercourse, the somalian sucker punch occurs when a man is about to climax. it is the act of removing one penis, shoving the entire arm up the bum hole, making ones partner throw up, and then spooging all over the back of their head. it has only been performed twice, by somalians, hence the name.

judy: oh my ellen, you look terrible, what happened?
ellen: last night ted gave me the Somalian sucker punch, and i haven't been able to eat for eight hours

by warbastard August 16, 2010

The 'Sucker Punch' Effect

The effect one has when they see something that looks so good and awesome, they must have it, taste it, see it, etc. The moment they do, they are disappointed eventually. Based off of the movie Sucker Punch.

Ohhh that candy looks so good!!

A while later...

Ahh this candy sucks! I hate the 'Sucker Punch' effect!

by Zenken June 22, 2011

Spackle Sucker Punch

When you Spackle but after pulling your pants up, you unexpectedly do the same thing, as the spackle would catch you off-guard with a sucker punch

Ron: Dude did I tell you what happened after we had Taco Bell?
Jeremy: Nah man, what happened?
Ron: I had to shit so bad and was in a hurry, so after I spackled, I got spackle sucker punched!
Jeremy: Oh man that sucks!

by GasMaskOverdrive November 30, 2017

Tennessee sucker punch

When a girl surprises a guy by telling him she's pregnant, and he responds by putting his dick up her vagina and forces it so high up that it hits the fetus and breaks it in half.

After Amy revealed that she was pregnant, Bill decided to Tennessee sucker punch her

by Trump's asscrack February 28, 2018

Tennessee sucker punch

When a girl surprises a guy by telling him she's pregnant, and he responds by putting his dick up her vagina and forces it so high up that it hits the fetus and breaks it in half.

After Amy revealed that she was pregnant, Bill decided to Tennessee sucker punch her

by Trump's asscrack February 28, 2018

sucker punch to the throat

1. An expression of great anger or distaste.
2. An empty threat.
3. A sign of self loathing.

1. Motherfucker! Sucker punch to the throat!
2. You know what, Jess? Sucker punch to the throat?
3. Kid 1: What do you want for Christmas?
Kid 2: A sucker punch to the throat.

by Mandizzle Eff May 25, 2005

Sucker Punch

sucker punch is when you hit someone as hard as you can while they are not looking hoping they fall to the ground so you can stomp or beat they ass because you scared of fighting them head on in a real fight where they will beat your ass. and most commonly its about a girl who won't be with this guy until he fucks them up because this girl hates the guy because he won't be with her. and it makes me mad that these guys always only go after the men and don't do nothing to these women who always sitting it up and getting away with it and do this evil shit non stop to so many good men

you sucker punch me, you good as dead in the fight i have no respect for cowards or bitches who too scared to fight like a man when you got the nerve to start the fight anyway

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 8, 2022