Stumbling Earwig

An unfortunate nickname for any male who smokes cannabis and has his hair grown below the ears.

Guy 1: Yas we're going to Konnor's today! :D
Guy 2: What a stumbling earwig.

by OGstains September 11, 2011

stumpkin

1. One who portrays characteristics of what would make you want to shout out "STUMP"

2. a term used to describe anything and everything, as long as it sounds right.

1. "Man, that was some stumpkin!!! Great job!" or "Man, that was stumpkin, just plain booty..."

2. A person, rather large in size or even just wobbly and funny looking, is skipping down the road and all of a sudden trips and falls..youre instincts propel you to scream "AHAAA what a STUMPKIN!!"

by Meredith and Rebecca November 22, 2003

stumbling

The act of using a wifi-detection program to check for open (and sometimes closed) WLAN networks. In other words, using a program to see if there's a wireless internet setup close enough that you could access or hack into it.

John and I were stumbling last night and we found a cool new hotspot, just outside of the gym!

I'm sorry I couldn't chat online with you last night, I was stumbling for hours but never got a strong enough signal.

by JoshM July 16, 2008

Stumping

Sexual act whereby a man's penis is inserted into the empty eye socket of a one eyed partner for physical gratification. Often utilized as a domination technique to impart a sense of total ownership over the receiving partner in BDSM circles.

John and Dave were tag teaming a girl on the dance floor when she bit John. He replied that if she didn't play nice he was going to take off her eye-patch and give her a stumping to teach her some discipline

by Captain_Awesome April 21, 2012

stumbling Otis

Someone who has done wrong or made a mistake.

I got way drunk last night; I'm such a stumbling Otis.

by churnice June 12, 2008

stumping up

When one has more then their fair access to couch, chair or bed...yet they choose to squish themselves in fetal position and not take full advantage of the space that is allowed to them.

Why are you stumping up on the couch?

by AJ Elkenstein October 27, 2016

Smut-stumbling

A term describing completely the situation that the question is not "Is there smut," but "When will you stumble upon the mountains of it that exist."

It can be used to describe coming across fan-fiction, or just generally cliche and poorly assembled smut.

I was smut-stumbling the other day and came across the most horrifying fiction to ever filter through my optic nerves.

by ManicM February 4, 2010