Speed Studying

The ability of a person to drink alcohol and study as quickly and efficiently as possible before getting drunk.

I didn't pass my test because I was too fucked up from speed studying.

The students got together to speed study for the next days exam.

by chuggalugg87 March 2, 2010

Studying

(verb) A form of dying.

He committed studying yesterday. It was very sad.

by silver2500 December 15, 2010

ninja studying

when you pretend to be hard at work to get your mom off your back about homework, but you're really watching tv shows on hulu.

I was ninja studying last night. Learned everything off of bones and house. Think I'm ready for that biology test now!

by you can't see me! February 12, 2010

Pseudo studying

Instead of studying, just sitting there with the appropriate materials present, and doing something irrelevant such as watching TV, listening to music, or procrasterbating.

No dude, I was only pseudo studying. All I managed to do was watch the new episode of How I Met Your Mother, and jerk off like, six times... Not at the same time...

by Captain Awesome Esq. December 1, 2010

studying

Doing anything other than studying;

Synonyms: interneting, watching tv, masturbating, playing video games, wasting away, daydreaming

(While surving the internet) "Get the fuck out of my room, I'm studying!!"

by Alexsai December 28, 2005

Studying

The act of looking through facebook bumper stickers.

Mom: Are you doing your homework?
Kid: Yeah, I'm studying.

by Naokashi January 17, 2009

studin

comes from studying means:
1.looking at 2.worried about 3.focused on

"Man stop trying to dance, ain't nobody studin' you"

by mary w. October 16, 2005